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Sticky Apples

Monday, January 12, 2004 ~ Comments Off

Dear Mr. Orchard owner*,

Please could you find an alternative to the sticky glue you use to put the labels on your apples. Whilst your Royal Gala apples are very tasty, I’m fed up spending five minutes picking at the sticker only to find it’s left half of the glue behind.

Thank you.

* Or whatever you call the owner of mass produced apples…

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