Surviving Marriage

This blog is no longer being updated, but thanks for visiting. You can find me here.

First time? What it's about? Browse the archives, check the photos, grab a feed, or say hi.

Previous posts: Time to move ~ February Resolutions ~ Space ~ Everything Changes ~

Saturday, August 7, 2004 ~ Comments Off

(well mine anyway)

The trick is, guys, to have an understanding wife. One who texts you to tell you about Shell’s leaving outfit (hubba hubba) and one who, when you tell her that, in the midst of copious amounts of alcohol, you’ve managed to end up with bright pink nail varnish on one hand, replies by calling you a great big gaylord.

Now, do I remove the nail varnish, or paint the nails on my other hand?

# ~ General Comments Off

No Comments Yet

You can be the first to comment!

Sorry, comments for this entry are closed at this time.

Search

On this day

2009: I am rubbish — At being ill that is, completely and utterly rubbish. Admittedly my current ails leave me little to no choice but to [...]
2008: Knee-ly there — (I do love me a craptastic punific title!!) I was at the physio yesterday and, bar a spot of confusion over [...]
2007: A very lovely weekend — Blimey, time truly does fly when you are having fun. So please indulge me a little whilst I recap the [...]
2007: Glasgow Cathedral — If you are ever in Glasgow I can recommend a wander around Glasgow Cathedral. Or you could just visit that [...]
2006: “Read me” by Anon. — Girl with a one track mind has long been a favourite read, primarily because of her open and frank discussions [...]
2006: 15 years — Yesterday marked the 15th anniversary of when some bloke, sorry SIR some bloke, published some files on an international network. [...]
2005: Summer Driving — In the midst of making up a CD and I’m stuck. The theme is “summer driving” and I’m looking for [...]
2004: Melting — Holy jesus it’s hot. The appeal of a nice cold beer, in a few hours, beckons. It’ll be the usual [...]

Post Info

Post Category:

General

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License. Basically if you use any of the material here without permission, I'll hunt you down and spork you to death.

This site is best viewed on a computer screen. Any attempts to view this site on a wet haddock are not supported (for, as everyone knows, a slightly damp aardvark is better).