Comments on: Thank fuck

By: Cat

Cat — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:03:23 +0000

All I get is emails asking me if I would like to increase the size of my penis. Which would be a miracle, since I don’t have one.

By: adventures in

adventures in — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:49:27 +0000

Similarly, I was informed by Sony Creative Software that they were having a Black Friday promotion with 15% off of everything.

That baffled me for a while.

I give my thanks to Associated Press for explaining the true meaning of Thanksgiving, and Black Friday.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u_XOSE2AqSE

By: Neil

Neil — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:28:13 +0000

Whoah, dude… three emails seems a little insignificant to get you all a-hootin’ ‘n a-hollerin’ so I can only assume someone’s been holding you down and force feeding you tinned pumpkins? Personally, I’d love to be over there this time of year with all them leftovers. Thank goodness we don’t live in a country where holidays are often named after major financial institutions with fat cat execs who habitually lie to their employees and… oh wait…

By: Yaya

Yaya — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:59:15 +0000

Everyone knows Thanksgiving is just Christmas rehearsal.

By: Anna

Anna — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:35:50 +0000

mum – weird calling you that, you’re not my mum – Is christmas really about jesus anymore? For most people? For the millions of people who won’t go to church, won’t pray or say grace or anything at all, but will eat a good meal and spend time with their whole family at once, it’s an important holiday for them too. Don’t lecture me on what ‘He’ had to do, I am fully aware of the stories and tenets of Christianity, grew up with them and rejected them. And please don’t take that tone, it’s very aggressive, don’t you think? So you’re a Christian. Good for you. I’m not. We differ. Family is important to us both.

And I’m not saying you can’t spend more than two days a year with your family, go right ahead, absolutely no one is stopping you – good for you. I’d like to too. I can’t. So thanks for that.