I have a revelation!
Saturday, April 18, 2009 ~ 4 Comments
Apparently, and this MAY come as a shock to some of you… in fact, before I continue perhaps some of you should make sure you are sitting down, even if you already are. So, please could you (yes, you) double check that you can feel your body weight being supported by your arse on something (hopefully) cushioned.
I mean that the seat is cushioned, of course, not that I think you have a fat arse..
In fact perhaps some of you should prepare yourselves by making sure you have a stiff drink ready, purely for medicinal purposes of course.
OK.
All set?
Right.
The revelation is….
Actually perhaps I should mention that this is not a Revelation with a capital R, this is no biblical tale of the coming of the New Earth and whatnot (and apologies to those of faith, my knowledge of the Book is lacking). It is, however, a revelation of the more everyday sort, so perhaps all this hyperbole is overplaying things a little.
But then, I tend to do that, don’t I. Waffle, some would say.
Yes please, with maple syrup…
Ahhh, but I jest, and even I have to admit that it now feels like I’m just stringing you along further in the vain hope that someone, ANYONE, is still reading (hellooooooo ?), rather than reveal what is likely to be recognised as less a revelation and more a rather obvious fact that everyone already knows.
Guess I should get on with it then.
So.
Did you know that you can turn computers off?
*click*
Yes I KNEW THAT – glad you do too at last. Now go and do all the things you’ve been bemoaning the fact you don’t have time for !!!
No! It’s a vicious rumour! You lie!
No, no, you can’t turn off the machines because without them there is no life. Or is that just me? Oh. Arses.
Gordon? GORDON? Is anybody there?